Candywoman, candywoman, candywoman, candywoman, candy..
I can't do it.
This person from HALO named Wendy (she's married Mom) works at Mars Incorporated as an engineer. I picked the wrong time to try to give up candy because she can hook me up with basically as much candy as I want for FREE. You heard right Drew. Free. This basically makes her the coolest person ever.
I may have told many of you about my no candy policy. There are a few provisions. I know I can't just give it completely up. I can't eat candy unless it's a North American holiday, sunday or if I'm working overtime on Saturday. I can eat candy in baked goods. Also, I can eat premium candy, which is basically those Rocher balls or anything else you wouldn't normally find in the Check out lane. I would estimate my candy consumption has been halved by these stupid rules, so I say they've been pretty succesful.
3 comments:
john, i'm pretty sure i'm the coolest person ever.
the heck is this "John" crap? I'm going to find out who you are sweatie pie. I'm going to take you down.
Hook me up, Jon! I spend a fortune in candy...no, not on myself...on my "kids" at school. :)
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